Someone’s been eating her Wheaties.

In my Internet travails as a celebrity blogger (don’t judge), I regularly come across Jennifer Garner doing something like this with her children. Always full of energy. Generally with a smile (for her kids, anyway). Is this how the rest of you people are operating out there? Carrying two children at a time at all times? Because this is not how I typically look, but I desperately want to go to there.

So, perhaps a retroactive goal for the not-so-New Year should be to become “Garnered.” Sure, she’s ridiculously beautiful in that girl-next-door meets “I could kill you with one kid on my back” kind of way (loved “Alias,” by the by), but beauty doesn’t get you through the day. I want the energy. Bottled up and drinkable, or at the very least, easily pureed in a Vitamix.

What do you folks do for energy? Not for a tight booty, but for energy. (The derriere will do what the derriere will do, so forget that.) Exercise recommendations, please! Is yoga really all that AND a bag a chips? Can you still eat chips while doing yoga? Answers! I so desperately need answers!

Seriously, what is she drinking?

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