Humor me–and my anecdotes–won’t you? I like to tell stories, and it would be super if you liked to read them. Fingers crossed…


Here’s hoping a good swift kick in the derriere via public audience (and possible humiliation) can get me to into action. I want to challenge myself to do… what? The funny, the scary, the unknown, and the long overdue. Feel free to point, stare, and laugh at my expense.

My gut and I don’t always see things eye-to-eye (BOO! to food intolerances: dairy, gluten, soy, most grains, legumes… ). From time to time, I’ll post some recipes that help us get along. Other times, I’ll just be living vicariously through friends, their perfectly compatible digestive tracts, and their absolutely divine gastric creations. I’m not afraid to watch you eat. Weird, no?

How do they do it? Here are my attempts to get the skinny on how “the masters” do what they do so well and maybe even get a few pointers for the rest of us.

Things and people I love. Prepare to blush (potentially out of embarrassment for me).

Just trying to take it all in and make sense of it. Or just review a movie.